tantus charmer review

Review: Tantus Charmer

The Tantus Charmer is like the perfect date. The one that clicks with you instantaneously the moment you meet. The one that woes you with a single look. The one that respects you and you’re boundaries. In short, the perfect being you’ve only heard people talk about as they were in love.

But just like any of those way-too-perfect situations, there’s always a twist.

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oz wand massager

OMG: The OZ Wand

OZ WAND IS COMING TO THE RESCUE DEAR AUSTRALIANS! FINALLY!

You must have heard of the famous Hitachi, now named the Magic Wand right? The Cadillac of sex toys? I thought the Magic Wand was everywhere around the world. This dumb brain of mine totally ignored the fact…well, more like forgotten, that not everywhere has the same voltage standard. Heh. My brain. So I didn’t even know that Magic Wand wasn’t available in Australia.

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a touch of glass purple blaise

Review: Purple Blaise by A Touch of Glass

Fifteen. That’s the number of times I screamed “BORING!” in my initial draft. It’s also the number of times I picked the Purple Blaise up just to shove it back into its storage bag within seconds.

Don’t get me wrong though. I don’t hate the Purple Blaise. I mean…what is there to hate?

It’s made of a beautiful glass with which I took the pleasure to play the Magical Dildozard with my partner…

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seriously plus size?

Seriously? Plus size?

I wear size extra small in clothing, and there are times when even extra small are too big for me. However, recently, as I went shopping with a friend, something disturbing happened. As I was looking around in the SPECIAL SALE section – you know, those sections that make you feel like a tornado just passed because clothes are EVERYWHERE on the floor – I noticed a super cute dinosaur sweater. It also seemed to be the last one left because I wasn’t able to find another one. As I tried it on, I immediately fell in love with it. It gave me that puffy look that I liked, and it fitted me perfectly. But weirdly, when I checked the size of this sweater, I was extremely surprised to see “XL” written on it.

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Eroscillator 2 Plus

Review: Eroscillator 2 Plus

The Eroscillator is mind blowing. The Eroscillator is life changing. The Eroscillator is revolutionary. You need to listen to Piph’s advice and get this shit if you have a clitoris. Seriously. This is the best thing in existence, and your clitoris will forever thank you for this.

I know it might be a bit hard to swallow when I’m telling you to splurge $140 on something so… I can’t even find words to describe it. But I’ve been there. I mean…I was willing to spend $170 on this shitty toy and get myself depressed when I knew about the Eroscillator.

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exotic-erotics phoenix

Review: Exotic-Erotics Phoenix Small

It took me two months to finally decide to shove the Phoenix inside of me. Not because the 2” bulb was traumatising. Well, ok, maybe a little bit. But it was mainly because I’ve learned that my body was able to orgasm through penetration only. Since that day, I’ve been craving for…actually more addicted to smooth, non-textured, thrustable dicks. And the Phoenix looked like a big mood-killer with those two huge bulbs sticking out on the shaft. It looked no where even near thrustable, and so I just left it there, sitting at the corner of my desk.

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