Fleshjack Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo Review

Review: Fleshjack Boys Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo

Either my hormones are acting up, or this dildo is really good, but I’ve been massively craving for the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel recently. Which is very bizarre because I would have never thought a dildo like this would make it to the top of my list.

Apart from the awkward and chunky balls that made me drop it mid-masturbation, the girth is as big as my freaking forearm, the textures are way too numerous, and the firmness is way too hard.

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bra sets

Lingerie for Smaller Bust – A Dream Coming to Light

Lingerie is a clothing category I never dared to touch. Just look at the advertisements or pictures out there. The people wearing them have boobs, have curves.

Me? I don’t have boobs or curves.

Whenever I had a piece of lingerie on me, I looked like a kid wearing clothing that is too big for me, and I looked horrendous in it. I looked like someone that wore the wrong suit on the wrong day in the wrong size.

However, one thing that’s different about lingerie from suits is that I can hide it behind clothes. I can hide my tiny barely existent boobs behind the scarcely fitting push-up bras and pretend to the world that “Hey! I have boobs!”

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anonymous questions to naughtyreenie

Questions from Earth: Edition #1 – Lifespan of sex toys

Questions that are asked:
How long should you keep a porous male masturbator (like a Tenga or a Fleshlight) with proper care before there’s probably way too much bacterial growth in the micropores?
When to throw out toys? Also, are there SAFE ways to dispose them?
How do you know when to replace sex toys?
How durable are they longer term? Is there significant drop-offs in performance after a while?
Are there any safe non-porous masturbators for men?

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bad dragon winstons tail review

Review: Bad Dragon Winstons Tail – A Personal Girth Trainer

The struggle is real. Each time the Winstons Tail is doing crazy things inside of me, all I want to do is rush to the computer and rave about how good it is as soon as I’m done. However, each time I orgasm with this thing, all I want to do is hide my head between my legs and wonder “Ugh why?! Why me?!” I seem to be cursed with this you-will-love-but-your-orgasms-will-suck spell.

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menstrual sex

Life of a Sheltered Child: Menstrual Sex

Menstrual sex. Is it safe? I still don’t know.

I had it three times.

The first time it happened to me was, well…I don’t even know what was happening to me.

I was at my partner’s house and we were having our weekly fuck session.

As he was repositioning himself, he looked down at his penis and he let out a loud slow gasp.

I, on the other hand, was lying on the bed and I didn’t know what was going on. So I, casually, asked him “What’s wrong?”

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