a touch of glass purple blaise

Review: Purple Blaise by A Touch of Glass

Fifteen. That’s the number of times I screamed “BORING!” in my initial draft. It’s also the number of times I picked the Purple Blaise up just to shove it back into its storage bag within seconds.

Don’t get me wrong though. I don’t hate the Purple Blaise. I mean…what is there to hate?

It’s made of a beautiful glass with which I took the pleasure to play the Magical Dildozard with my partner…

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seriously plus size?

Seriously? Plus size?

I wear size extra small in clothing, and there are times when even extra small are too big for me. However, recently, as I went shopping with a friend, something disturbing happened. As I was looking around in the SPECIAL SALE section – you know, those sections that make you feel like a tornado just passed because clothes are EVERYWHERE on the floor – I noticed a super cute dinosaur sweater. It also seemed to be the last one left because I wasn’t able to find another one. As I tried it on, I immediately fell in love with it. It gave me that puffy look that I liked, and it fitted me perfectly. But weirdly, when I checked the size of this sweater, I was extremely surprised to see “XL” written on it.

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Eroscillator 2 Plus

Review: Eroscillator 2 Plus

The Eroscillator is mind blowing. The Eroscillator is life changing. The Eroscillator is revolutionary. You need to listen to Piph’s advice and get this shit if you have a clitoris. Seriously. This is the best thing in existence, and your clitoris will forever thank you for this.

I know it might be a bit hard to swallow when I’m telling you to splurge $140 on something so… I can’t even find words to describe it. But I’ve been there. I mean…I was willing to spend $170 on this shitty toy and get myself depressed when I knew about the Eroscillator.

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exotic-erotics phoenix

Review: Exotic-Erotics Phoenix Small

It took me two months to finally decide to shove the Phoenix inside of me. Not because the 2” bulb was traumatising. Well, ok, maybe a little bit. But it was mainly because I’ve learned that my body was able to orgasm through penetration only. Since that day, I’ve been craving for…actually more addicted to smooth, non-textured, thrustable dicks. And the Phoenix looked like a big mood-killer with those two huge bulbs sticking out on the shaft. It looked no where even near thrustable, and so I just left it there, sitting at the corner of my desk.

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picobong moka review

Review: Picobong Moka

Picobong Moka spiked my curiosity when I first saw it. My mind was immediately like: “OMG! A VIBRATING LELO ELLA?! Deal! It’s mine!” But when I noticed that it required two AAA batteries to operate, my brain shoved the Moka out of my memory, and I carried on with my life. I mean… There’s no way that a toy requiring AAA battery was going to be powerful or rumbly or even feel good, right?

But I was wrong.

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Jopen Comet Wand

Review: Jopen Comet Wand

It took me eight months, eight freaking months to conquer the Comet Wand. My vagina is finally becoming a boss, but damn did it take a lot of crying, bruised vagina, and courage.

It was somewhere in August 2013 when the Comet Wand entered Sextopia. Back then, the Comet Wand and I just didn’t click. I hated it: I hated how it made my body felt, I hated how it made me scared, and I hated how it made my body react. If I had published my review back then, I would have trashed the Comet Wand.

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