anonymous questions to naughtyreenie

Questions from Earth: Edition #1 – Lifespan of sex toys

Questions that are asked:
How long should you keep a porous male masturbator (like a Tenga or a Fleshlight) with proper care before there’s probably way too much bacterial growth in the micropores?
When to throw out toys? Also, are there SAFE ways to dispose them?
How do you know when to replace sex toys?
How durable are they longer term? Is there significant drop-offs in performance after a while?
Are there any safe non-porous masturbators for men?

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bad dragon winstons tail review

Review: Bad Dragon Winstons Tail – A Personal Girth Trainer

The struggle is real. Each time the Winstons Tail is doing crazy things inside of me, all I want to do is rush to the computer and rave about how good it is as soon as I’m done. However, each time I orgasm with this thing, all I want to do is hide my head between my legs and wonder “Ugh why?! Why me?!” I seem to be cursed with this you-will-love-but-your-orgasms-will-suck spell.

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menstrual sex

Life of a Sheltered Child: Menstrual Sex

Menstrual sex. Is it safe? I still don’t know.

I had it three times.

The first time it happened to me was, well…I don’t even know what was happening to me.

I was at my partner’s house and we were having our weekly fuck session.

As he was repositioning himself, he looked down at his penis and he let out a loud slow gasp.

I, on the other hand, was lying on the bed and I didn’t know what was going on. So I, casually, asked him “What’s wrong?”

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idee du desir papillon

Review: Idee du Desir Papillon – A 5-in-1

I’m on a mission.

A mission to make the Papillon enter the league – the league of the best sex toys out there in the world, along with the Hitachi, Pure Wand, and all those majestic toys.

I thought about creating a rainbow dildo confetti explosion in your room while a Papillon popped out from your computer screen or hypnotizing you into feeling the need to grab one now to make this toy go viral – because you know, these are some easy way – but heh.

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