There are already too many sales going on, and too many posts written about them, so I’m not going to rant too much about those. But there’s this one particular sale I want to give attention to because conversion rates simply rocks and I know I have a lot of …Read more »
Holidays are coming! And this totally means that you can finally stay at home and masturbate instead of going to work or school, right?
If not, you better make some time, because this year, I’ve prepared something special for you peeps.Read more »
Yesterday, I couldn’t help but curl up in a ball and cry as my partner tried to comfort me. I know my friends have been telling me to be patient and to love my body even more, but I can’t seem to do it. I can’t help but feel broken. I can’t help but feel lost and hopeless.
I’m scared, and I don’t know what to do.
I tried to converse with my body – “Body, what is happening? Why are you taking my pleasure away from me? What did I do wrong?”Read more »
The Throe impacted my life as strongly as Jesus Christ revolutionized the world. Ever since the Throe appeared, my life have been divided into two time period – Before Dildoholiday (BD) and After Dildoholiday (AD).
Life in the year BD was good. The Throe didn’t exist, and common to a lot of couples/relationships, sex always, well attempted to always involve towels or used t-shirts.Read more »
Either my hormones are acting up, or this dildo is really good, but I’ve been massively craving for the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel recently. Which is very bizarre because I would have never thought a dildo like this would make it to the top of my list.
Apart from the awkward and chunky balls that made me drop it mid-masturbation, the girth is as big as my freaking forearm, the textures are way too numerous, and the firmness is way too hard.Read more »
Lingerie is a clothing category I never dared to touch. Just look at the advertisements or pictures out there. The people wearing them have boobs, have curves.
Me? I don’t have boobs or curves.
Whenever I had a piece of lingerie on me, I looked like a kid wearing clothing that is too big for me, and I looked horrendous in it. I looked like someone that wore the wrong suit on the wrong day in the wrong size.
However, one thing that’s different about lingerie from suits is that I can hide it behind clothes. I can hide my tiny barely existent boobs behind the scarcely fitting push-up bras and pretend to the world that “Hey! I have boobs!”Read more »
It is finally official. I’m. Going. To. Woodhull! I’m so excited I can barely sleep!
I started planning this 7 months ago – since December 2014 peeps – and now, all of this is fiiiiinally coming to light (special thanks to Dangerous Lilly for all the help. What will I ever do without you?).
I feel I’m one step closer to my Blogtopia dream.Read more »