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liberator Fascinator Throe review

Review: Liberator Fascinator Throe

The Throe impacted my life as strongly as Jesus Christ revolutionized the world. Ever since the Throe appeared, my life have been divided into two time period – Before Dildoholiday (BD) and After Dildoholiday (AD).

Life in the year BD was good. The Throe didn’t exist, and common to a lot of couples/relationships, sex always, well attempted to always involve towels or used t-shirts.

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Fleshjack Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo Review

Review: Fleshjack Boys Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo

Either my hormones are acting up, or this dildo is really good, but I’ve been massively craving for the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel recently. Which is very bizarre because I would have never thought a dildo like this would make it to the top of my list.

Apart from the awkward and chunky balls that made me drop it mid-masturbation, the girth is as big as my freaking forearm, the textures are way too numerous, and the firmness is way too hard.

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bad dragon winstons tail review

Review: Bad Dragon Winstons Tail – A Personal Girth Trainer

The struggle is real. Each time the Winstons Tail is doing crazy things inside of me, all I want to do is rush to the computer and rave about how good it is as soon as I’m done. However, each time I orgasm with this thing, all I want to do is hide my head between my legs and wonder “Ugh why?! Why me?!” I seem to be cursed with this you-will-love-but-your-orgasms-will-suck spell.

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idee du desir papillon

Review: Idee du Desir Papillon – A 5-in-1

I’m on a mission.

A mission to make the Papillon enter the league – the league of the best sex toys out there in the world, along with the Hitachi, Pure Wand, and all those majestic toys.

I thought about creating a rainbow dildo confetti explosion in your room while a Papillon popped out from your computer screen or hypnotizing you into feeling the need to grab one now to make this toy go viral – because you know, these are some easy way – but heh.

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tantus charmer review

Review: Tantus Charmer

The Tantus Charmer is like the perfect date. The one that clicks with you instantaneously the moment you meet. The one that woes you with a single look. The one that respects you and you’re boundaries. In short, the perfect being you’ve only heard people talk about as they were in love.

But just like any of those way-too-perfect situations, there’s always a twist.

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a touch of glass purple blaise

Review: Purple Blaise by A Touch of Glass

Fifteen. That’s the number of times I screamed “BORING!” in my initial draft. It’s also the number of times I picked the Purple Blaise up just to shove it back into its storage bag within seconds.

Don’t get me wrong though. I don’t hate the Purple Blaise. I mean…what is there to hate?

It’s made of a beautiful glass with which I took the pleasure to play the Magical Dildozard with my partner…

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