Review: Fleshjack Boys Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo

Fleshjack Jean-Daniel Chagall Dildo ReviewEither my hormones are acting up, or this dildo is really good, but I’ve been massively craving for the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel recently. Which is very bizarre because I would have never thought a dildo like this would make it to the top of my list.

Apart from the awkward and chunky balls that made me drop it mid-masturbation, the girth is as big as my freaking forearm, the textures are way too numerous, and the firmness is way too hard.

The Fleshjack Jean-Daniel has a girth of 5.25” in circumference, which is one of the smallest among the different models, and somewhere in my brain, I thought that it would be a manageable size because it’s about 1.5” diameter, which is the same as a Mustang, and I can sort of handle that. Oh boy was I wrong though. I thought I received the wrong Fleshjack when it arrived. I definitely thought of the possibility of successfully fisting myself with my own fist if I do get this dildo inside of me.

Then there are the textures that are holy moly amazingly realistic. You can see every little skin fold, and blood vessels. It’s like the perfect replica of your exact skin but much more amplified due to the firmness of the silicone. Even the balls. Those balls. Gosh. You can see everything. Even those tiny little holes on which ball hair grows on.

Firm silicone isn’t something I love either, and the Jean-Daniel is way too firm to be near anything realistic. It’s as firm as a very worked out penis that just came out of the gym. That’s if the penis even have any muscles that can be worked out, but you get the idea. Just flex your muscles as hard as you possibly can, and you sort of get the firmness of the Jean-Daniel.

These three qualities are nothing that I normally would enjoy in a dildo.

However, for some unexplicable reasons, these three awful things combined together makes this particular dildo impeccable.

The girth is fulling, the textures are satisfying, and the firmness makes all of this just that much better.  With the exception of the insertion stage.

The Fleshjack Jean-Daniel is so intense that my vulva needs this wait-let-me-get-ready phase. Everything feels so too-much during the first insertion. The glans is pushing hard, the veins are marking their presence, and even the skin cells are jumping to the party of awakening my vagina.

I don’t need any prior warmup to insert this, but if I’m not immensely aroused and well lubed up, this thing will hurt. Like a pinching hurt.

As soon as it’s settled in though, my vagina has this mad need to clench and feel every inch of this dildo.

The girth expands and stretches me to the max, but not in a painful way. It has that perfect middle ground between too big and too small. The textures, although very good, can feel very grainy at the entrance of my vagina. If I shove too much or too hard, the sensation will become irritating. The Fleshjack Jean-Daniel is definitely more of a slow fucker. Internally though, the textures feel amazing. It just has a way of gripping every part of my pleasurable spots and dragging them along while I sensually fuck myself.

All of these sensation would not have been possible if the silicone was floppy and squishy. However, I do believe that making the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel a tiny little tad bit softer will be a big plus.

For $70, this is a really great deal. It’s an even better deal if you’re in the US because the conversion rates exist and that makes the Jean-Daniel about $53. There are rarely any chunk of silicone with this price range, and that are actually good at the same time. So unless your genital hates absolutely everything I just described, you should seriously give this a try.

Go get the Fleshjack Jean-Daniel at Hush Canada.

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This item was sent to me, free of charge by Hush Canada, in exchange of my honest opinion.

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  • http://www.miss.ruby.reviews.com/ Miss Ruby Reviews

    I did not realize that dildo was so beautiful O_O. Now I need it.

    • http://www.naughtyreenie.com/ Reenie

      It definitely is prettttyyy! I think most of the Fleshjack’s dildos are very beautiful though.

  • Heaven

    Glad to hear you liked this dildo it is really cute.

  • AlwaysTheLittleSpoon

    I just got the Brent Everett one and I really wasn’t sure about it when it arrived for all the same reasons you mentioned and yet… I love it! Especially the firmness and the textures! Wtf, vagina?!

    • http://www.naughtyreenie.com/ Reenie

      Aaaahh! I really want the Brent Everett! But I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle that girth! But it’s so tempting! And Fleshjack just has a way with vaginas… I think…

      • AlwaysTheLittleSpoon

        My partner’s dick is 6 inches in girth (though obviously not as firm as Fleshjack’s silicone) so I’m really used to taking stuff around that size.
        I agree, I think they do – which is so ironic given their target audience!

  • Camryn Jones

    I remember talking about this line with you! So glad you got one!

    I imagine the intensity is due to them being designed for anal use (where they’d be lubed up prior to insertion). I must get one!

  • http://www.naughtyreenie.com/ Reenie

    Which Fleshjack did you get?

    Reaction? That’s weird…What kind of reaction did it make?