The Throe impacted my life as strongly as Jesus Christ revolutionized the world. Ever since the Liberator Throe appeared, my life have been divided into two time period – Before Dildoholiday (BD) and After Dildoholiday (AD).
Life in the year BD was good. The Throe didn’t exist 1, and common to a lot of couples/relationships, sex always, well attempted to always involve towels or used t-shirts. Paper tissues were often forgotten and my partner and I had to resort cleaning ourselves with whatever else we could find. It was, as it seemed then, easy and fun. I mean, this is part of the sex process, right? Giggling while panicking because genital fluid is escaping towards the bed sheet, and stressing out because you’re trying to stop it in its track while your partner is desperately and frantically searching for something to catch and terminate the fluid. All of this is part of the fun.
I knew the Throe existed then, but I really didn’t see the need in it. I mean, it’s so expensive, and I have to wash it, and it’s just an extra hassle. I’d rather stick with those basic materials – tissue papers, towels, garbage, and that is all. Keeps my life simpler, and better.
Then Dildoholiday happened.
The moment it happened, my life immediately went through a 180 degree change. The never existent Throe was now everywhere. It was used during every possible occasion. It was the ritual starter of every Dildoholiday crew’s sexual events.
At first, I thought it was a complication, but as time went on, I got converted. It made my first time masturbating with someone extremely fun; it made my first time getting naked in front of friends really comfortable, and it made my first time fingering a vagina tremendously amusing. I don’t even dare to say how much lube I used during all these sessions. It was probably more than all my masturbation session combined! Even so, pouring lube in such a way felt freeing, and I emotionally felt very satisfied. By the end of Dildoholiday, I knew I needed a Throe in my life, and ASAP.
Now, whenever I get on the Throe, I have an urge to majorly dude-spread and contaminate the entire spot with my goo. Lying on it also feels 1000 times more comfortable because it’s fluffy and soft. It’s as if I’m an almighty goddess masturbating on a very luxurious bed sheet.
Sex also became simpler. I’m able to just wipe my hand on the bed within my vicinity without stopping my oral sex performance. I’m also able to just watch the sperms swim off my belly right onto the Throe without stressing out. All of this is seriously worth the extra hassle, which is just to put the Throe in the washing machine at the same time as washing bed sheets (not that complicated).
Although now I’m fully converted to the Throe, I still sadly have a complaint. Liberator seemed to have stopped producing the mega fluffy Throe that Aerie have, and I strongly believe that it is better than the current one that Liberator is selling. The fluffy one doesn’t have the paper sound when moved too much, and it is much fluffier. And I like fluffy.
So should you still get the Throe even if it’s not that fluffy? Yes. Yes you should. It will change your life. Instead of worrying about cleaning up after each session, you can just roll on the Throe with your partner like a human sushi roll. There will be no more wet spots on the bed at night and you will be able to consider yourself a superhero for saving on tissue papers. Sex will be panic-less, and I think these are good enough reason for you to convert into a Throe owner.
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