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tantus charmer review

Review: Tantus Charmer

The Tantus Charmer is like the perfect date. The one that clicks with you instantaneously the moment you meet. The one that woes you with a single look. The one that respects you and you’re boundaries. In short, the perfect being you’ve only heard people talk about as they were in love.

But just like any of those way-too-perfect situations, there’s always a twist.

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Feeldoe Slim Tantus

Review: Feeldoe Slim

Holy shitty wow. I never had this much difficulty writing a review. Ever.

See, I absolutely adore the Feeldoe Slim. When I first used it, I danced around my room in Gangnam style while wiggling my dick. I checked myself out in the mirror and told myself “Damn, I have the most magnificent dick in existence; I could totally get in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most beautiful dick.” I sat butt naked for an hour stroking the Slim, admiring the glossy and shiny silicone. I then fucked myself with it and was so happy with what it could do to my g-spot that I wanted to run on a rooftop and scream “I LOVE MY FREAKING BLUE DICK”…but I can’t. I just can’t…and I HATE how I can’t.

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tantus comet

Review: Tantus Comet

I almost quit.

This monster from outer space really brought chaos into my vulva making it act in such a gibberish way that I had no idea how to understanding it.

For more than three months, I’ve had this beautifully multicolored Tantus Comet sitting at the edge of my desk waiting for its turn to please my vulva, but I’ve never had the courage to give it another chance.

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exotic-erotics hippocampus

Review: Exotic-Erotics Hippocampus

The Hippocampus from Exotic-Erotics scared the hell out of me. I seriously doubted my order when I saw the size of the toy. While I was grabbing it out of the storage bag with my left hand, my right hand was ferociously clicking through the hundreds of emails to find my receipt and check if I didn’t stupidly order it in the wrong size.

To my surprise, no mistake. Definitely a small.

I couldn’t stop staring at my Hippocampus in disbelief.

I felt challenged. Seriously challenged. And to the max.

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tantus echo vibrator

Review: Tantus Echo Vibrator

Never have I tried a toy on the same day of receiving it. Normally, I like to have some handasm first, and then let the toy sit on my desk in front of me while I observe its little flaws on the first day. However, with Tantus Echo Vibrator? I shoved it right up in my vagina. After washing it of course. And damn did that get me into trouble. But who can I blame, it’s Tantus.

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