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Review: Idee du Desir Papillon – A 5-in-1

I’m on a mission.

A mission to make the Papillon enter the league – the league of the best sex toys out there in the world, along with the Hitachi, Pure Wand, and all those majestic toys.

I thought about creating a rainbow dildo confetti explosion in your room while a Papillon popped out from your computer screen or hypnotizing you into feeling the need to grab one now to make this toy go viral – because you know, these are some easy way – but heh.

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Feeldoe Slim Tantus

Review: Feeldoe Slim

Holy shitty wow. I never had this much difficulty writing a review. Ever.

See, I absolutely adore the Feeldoe Slim. When I first used it, I danced around my room in Gangnam style while wiggling my dick. I checked myself out in the mirror and told myself “Damn, I have the most magnificent dick in existence; I could totally get in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most beautiful dick.” I sat butt naked for an hour stroking the Slim, admiring the glossy and shiny silicone. I then fucked myself with it and was so happy with what it could do to my g-spot that I wanted to run on a rooftop and scream “I LOVE MY FREAKING BLUE DICK”…but I can’t. I just can’t…and I HATE how I can’t.

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