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Lelo Ora

Review: Lelo Ora

You’ll face three possible scenarios after purchasing the LELO Ora.

The first one is: you buy the Ora at $169 to find yourself with a mega expensive vibrator that’s weaker than a $60 vibrator. Then your brain will suddenly realize you just wasted a $109 that could have been spent on 9 customized Boston Pizza with changes left. You cry for an entire day, and go into depression.

The second scenario is: you buy the Ora at $169 to find yourself with only ONE setting, among nine others, that actually feels sort of like a tongue circling your clitoris. But after about a minute, you’ll start massively pressing on the “+” key…

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lelo mia 2

Review: Lelo Mia 2

LELO Mia 2 is that undercover vibe that nobody ever really talks about. When I was first shopping for bullet vibes, everywhere I went was chanting “GET THE UNBEATABLE THREE! GET THE UNBEATABLE THREE!”. But nobody ever mentioned about this little one.

The Unbeatable Three consists of the Salsa, Tango and Touch that rumbles the hell out of almost every clitoris there is out there. They are the rumbliest and strongest bullet vibe in existence and they are not afraid to show themselves. Mia 2, on the other hand, is more timid.

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lelo siri

Review: LELO Siri

This futuristic looking creation of LELO is currently feverously vibrating my upper lip. What! That’s what the Professor David said to do if I wanted to get that beautiful accent and start talking like a real British (said in a wannabe British voice). But now my upper lip has been numb for the past two minutes and I still can’t talk like a British. Good thing that Siri is responding way better with my discerning vulva than my not so responsive lips.

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lelo ella

Review: LELO Ella

I have all the mighty good reasons to write this review in all caps, but I’m restraining myself to do so – for the sake of not breaking major writing rules. Well, I actually only have one reason, but it’s a goddamn good one, and one that I don’t want you to miss out.

I’m in love. Not just any kind of love.

I’m in love with its delicious curvy shape.

I’m in love with how it makes me feel.

But the major reason I’m in love is because it gave me my first time. The first time I’ve actually seen myself experiencing a g-spot orgasm. To make this even more clear, I FUCKING SQUIRTED! There.

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Lelo SmartWand Large

Review: LELO SmartWand Large

I once heard that “Lelo is the BMW of sex toys”. I couldn’t remember where I heard it or saw it, and who said it, but I couldn’t understand why this was said of Lelo. However, upon receiving my first Lelo packaging, I was mesmerized by its beauty. The packaging …

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